Stop. Stop. Just stop what you are doing right now & go read Jenny Lawson's blog, The Bloggess. I'll wait. 
See! Effing fantastic! 
This woman is a Texas native herself & funny. Oh, god. Just so funny. I know she lives somewhere in Central Texas Hill Country & if anyone has any further information to help me progress in my forced best friendship with her, I would really appreciate it. 

Also, read her book. It made me inappropriately giggle in the doctor's waiting room more than once in one sitting 

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