Bu I mean really. Let me show you something:
You just. You just can't.
I have a really bad habbit of getting carried away every time I go home. It's just something about being home that brings out the drunk David Hasselhoff eating cheeseburgers on the floor out of me. I don't know man.
I just don't know.
However, in preperation of Hasselhoffing (what I am now calling extreme drunk munchies), our family friend Jill took me to spin with her the day of the shower. Let me tell you something:
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN.
Unlike my gym here in Austin, this gym had a million fucking fans in the cycling room. Oh my god how that makes a damn difference. Seriously.
And also- I kind of loved the instructor. She played nothing but 80's music. Which- to tell you the truth- was kind of hit & miss, but I loved the thought & energy that she brought to the table.
Also, can we just talk about how it's really for the best that they turn the lights down in spin class? I mean. Gross. No one at all wants to see that, guys.
So, this playlist was pretty interesting. She started with Dead or Alive's "Spin Me Round"... because it's a spin class!!!! Get it? Seriously- get it?!!? It's a spin class... spin is in the title of the song?!
I have never watched that video in it's entirety before. What... what a special experience I just had. I literally said out loud (to no one because I am home alone): "Why is he a pirate now?" and "Oh, good! Flags!"
And then I Googled what that guy looks like now because I thought how funny it must be for him to look back and go "dude. What the fuck was I wearing".... but somehow I doubt that's what's going through his head now. I won't waste anymore time on this (Because I seriously want to go make a fan page now), but I do encourage you to look it up.
Ok. I MUST move on now.
What was I talking about? Oh- the rest of the play list! Actually right after the class I sent myself a note-to-self about how I felt about the playlist. Wanna read it? Here it goes:
"-You spin me right round baby right round. It's a spin class right round right round
- "Dude Looks Like A Lady" was a weird choice
- Oddly enough, "Don't Stop Believing" did nothing for me. I think that's one of those songs that only a incredibly drunk person can truly love
- "Sweet Child of Mine" was a bad choice.
- Must. Add. Heart's. "Barracuda" to. Running. List. Pronto. "
... This was Saturday.
... I got my voice back Wednesday.
For some reason I made everyone white Russians. I think I made my very underage brother drink white Russians with me at 4 am.
Everything gets a little blurry after that.
So- yeah! Good weekend. REALLY FREAKING GLAD I don't have my scale anymore though!
I will leave you with some more pictures from that weekend. (lots of selfies, I'm realizing)