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The Universe Sent Me Sweatbands

6/2/2014

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I remember when I was younger and older people would say "can you believe it's already June... time flies" 
I'd always feel like they were so freaking slow. Because, yes. I can believe it's June because I have a calendar and last month was May and that's just how days work, grandma. 


....but, guys
.... Can you believe it's already June? The years halfway through. Where does the time go?
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ANYWAY, this weekend was pretty good for health and fitness for the most part. I was feeling reluctant to get up and train insane (ugh! I'm so sorry) on Saturday, but Steve and I convinced each other to Dig Deeper (I will quit talking Shaun T one day...?) and got up and did the Max Plyo video. It was real y'all! 

Also, a vendor at work sent our company a shitload of these cheesy ass sweat bands and it's the best thing that ever happened to me
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IDK what Bellhops is, but now they have to sponsor me, right? I can force someone to sponsor my blog, yeah?
I think I've mentioned before that I sweat more than anyone else you've ever met in your life ever, and I hadn't broke down and bought a sweatband yet because they're so stupid looking
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But, y'all. Sometimes it's miserable. I have to keep stopping because my sweat is just blinding me by pouring in my eyes. (Also, I'm having to stop because I'm doing Insanity at 5 am and fuuuuuck)
So, just like they PROMISED in The Secret, I sent sweatbands out into the Universe, and the Universe responded accordingly (I mean, the Universe could have given me one of these cute ones or something that they make now, but whatever. Whatever!)

Currently sending the Universe certified-pre-owned-nearly-new-car vibes. 

Time to Prep y'all! 

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So, Sundays have become meal prep day in the Hearne-Church-Monster household. As part of my Beachbody Coach training I'm helping run a free clean eating group on Facebook. I even got to write the Vegan Meal plan for the group which was really fun! Like I am way more excited about our group's progress and am having way more fun and probably getting way too emotionally invested in this, but that's FINE! 
So, yesterday I made the following: 
  1. 6 servings of this Quinoa Soup
  2. 2 baked sweet potatoes that I plan to steam veggies over and smother in clean eating approved salsa
  3. 3 side salads
  4. 6 servings of these awesome Cake Batter Protein Bars (seriously, check out that website Pretty Fit Mom. It's the blog of one of the coaches running my internship group and she's a beast)

Yeah, it took me forever, but now I don't have to worry about planning or cooking pretty much all week. BAM! mothafucka! 
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Oh! And guess what! My goal for last week was to have 50 likes on the Awkward Burpees Facebook page by the end of the week and I had 70 by last Friday!!  YAY! So, now if you're reading this and you haven't liked it, please do so because I ain't too proud to beg. Sweet darlin'. 
My next goal is to have 100 by this Friday. Currently at 79, so ... tell your friends! 
...or don't? 
I'm suddenly uncomfortable with how pushy I just go. Which is going to make this next bit just uncomfortable for everyone....

...Insanity Challenge Pack is on SALE (!!!)

Shaun T has two challenge packs on sale this month! Insanity (#soulmateworkout) and his Hip Hop abs. What are challenge packs? When you order a challenge pack the price includes: Shakeololgy, a month of Beachbody club membership and the program you're ordering. So, if you've thought about doing Insanitiy or the more Zumba-y (for abs) Hip Hop abs, this would be a good time for you because it's on saaaaale, bitches (I really shouldn't call potential customers bitches, should I? I think that's generally frowned up in the sales community) 
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I'm really into yellow chevron right now
Sales pitch status: complete. 
Anyway! 
Umm... man, I've forgotten how to end these things gracefully. 
How about with sweatbands?
That seems... like... something
2 Comments
Rachel
6/2/2014 05:22:57 am

Gimmie a sweatband, yo!

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Katy Hearne link
6/2/2014 05:24:13 am

Bitch, I might. Send me your address

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    My name is Katy. I live, work, workout & make everyone a little uncomfortable in Austin, TX. I love trying all kinds or new workouts, foods, venues &  outdoor adventures. I live in 78704 with my boyfriend & "special" dog Teddy. 

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